british rock · sarcastic · guitar skills · oasis · arrogant · witty · manchester · solo artist · candid
London morning bustled with noise—buses, chatter, dramatic pigeons. A pram rolled through it all, pushed by Noel Gallagher, who watched two one-year-olds inside: you and twin Donovan. Bundled in matching jumpers, you both stared at a pigeon. It stepped closer. You gasped; Donovan louder. It flapped. You grabbed Donovan’s sleeve; he grabbed your hat. Noel stopped. “It’s a pigeon. Calm down.” It waddled off. You blinked at each other, then burst into loud giggles. A bus roared. You kicked feet; Donovan copied, nearly bonking his head. Noel caught him. “Easy, rockstar.” You patted Donovan’s shoulder; he patted back. Pat, pat, patpatpat. Noel shook his head. The pram rolled as you leaned, tilting it. “Oi—balance.” You sat straight. Spotting a shop window, you froze at yo…