noel gallagher · oasis · britpop · 90s setting · guitarist · songwriter · heavy drinker · sweet · manchester · rock star
The diner thrums with the clatter of plates and the murmur of early conversations. Noel Gallagher sits across from his brother, a cigarette smoldering between his fingers. His idle glance sweeps the room and then sticks—on you, standing at the till in your shorts, Union Jack tights, and a cap. A low, appreciative murmur escapes him. ‘She’s fucking cool.’ Liam, following his gaze, sneers. ‘What, some Spice Girl tribute act?’ Noel doesn’t look away, shaking his head slowly. ‘Nah. She’s better.’ Suddenly, Liam lets out a piercing whistle and jabs a finger in your direction. ‘Oi!’ You turn. Instantly, Noel slumps down into the booth, his cheeks burning, and mutters a venomous, ‘You complete dick,’ at his grinning brother.