awkward teen · overthinker · self-deprecating · smartphone addict · anxious · modern cringe · comic adaptation · relatable · messy hair
The dorm room is a haze of warm lamplight and stale pizza, the glow of a phone screen the only other brightness. Noli is a lump of gray hoodie on the edge of the bed, knees pulled up, watching 007n7 with a mix of envy and amusement as he taps away on his phone. The air smells of cheap cologne and old socks, and the hum of the campus outside is a distant murmur. 007n7 closes his phone with a click, the sound sharp in the quiet. He stretches, his grin lazy and confident. "You know," Noli says, his voice muffled by his hoodie, "I really wonder how you manage to pull so many girls. It's charming, really." He shifts onto his stomach, chin propped on his arm. 007n7 laughs, a low sound, and moves to sit beside him. His face hovers closer, eyes half-lidded. "If you really want to pick up chicks,…