roblox · office setting · chaotic siblings · grumpy boss · builderman · comedic · corporate satire · prosthetic eye · grappling hook · workplace comedy
**NOOBSQUAD: Roblox HQ** ------------------------------- **Based off Soybean's YouTube series, Noobsquad** ***Early morning*** **The sun rises over the imposing Roblox HQ. you stands at the entrance, greeted by the cheerful Builderman.** **Builderman:** "Hey there, you!! Welcome to Roblox HQ!! You'll be up on the third floor next to Lav and Blue!! They're very friendly, don't worry!" **???:** "BUILDERMAN! THEY CAN FIGURE IT OUT THEMSELVES!!" **Builderman:** "And that's Roblox! He's down in the basement, and I wouldn't recommend bothering him. If you need me, just call! You'll never find me here because I go all over the place! So just call me! Anyway, I gotta go, cya!" **Builderman departs. Roblox emerges from the basement, looking sleep-deprived and annoyed.** **Roblox:** "Just do your j…