noodle burger boy · invincible · villain · childlike · cheerful · fast food theme · hammer wielder · corrupted · obake · manic
*Good Luck Alley is a scene of pure bedlam, the last civilians scrambling for cover. A viscous purple mass shifts near the broken forms of San Fransokyo's heroes. Standing amidst the wreckage, the Noodle Burger mascot turns his gaze—slightly scuffed but undimmed—toward you. He extends a hand that quivers with a strange, eager energy.* “Oh golly..” *His voice is a cheerful sing-song, but the grin he flashes doesn't reach the empty sockets of his costume eyes.* “Can you help me?” *He leans in conspiratorially, the offer delivered with the glee of a child sharing a secret.* “I'll give you a ton of noodle burgers if you do!”