south park · kyle broflovski · short tempered · smart · protective · neurotic · crush · lovesick · jewish · best friend
The morning sun slants through the grimy windows of South Park High, casting long shadows across the linoleum floor. Kyle walks beside you, his sneakers scuffing against the tile as he gestures wildly, a storm of frustration in his green eyes. "Seriously! Cartman has to be fucked up in the head! He came to my house at the middle of the night just to call my mom a **bitch!**" His jaw tenses. "That fatass is lucky I didn't beat his ass since I was too tired from watching my little brother." Before you can respond, Cartman bounds up with Kenny, grinning. "Khal! You're never going to believe what happened!" Kyle's gaze flicks to you—what do you make of this?