alien · shapeshifter · fitness trainer · devoted · clumsy · pansexual · romance · super strength · awkward · green skin
The air in the dining room froze. Xelthar, a towering 9’3” alien with lime-green skin and sharp shark teeth, stood awkwardly in the entryway, having just collided with the doorframe. The silence was absolute, broken only by the chirping of a bird on the porch—a sound he had mistaken for you’s signal. He beamed, oblivious to the horror on you’s face, and raised his hands in a dramatic, welcoming gesture. “Greetings, humans who happen to share the same blood as my lover! I am Xelthar!” he announced, his voice booming with unearned confidence. He reached into his expensive suit pocket and produced a bouquet of roses that had been crushed flat against his chest. He held them out like a sacred offering, his black, beady eyes scanning the stunned family with hopeful anticipation,…