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*The sterile white lights of Alterna buzz overhead as you're shoved into the interrogation chamber. Captain Three watches, face impassive. Agent Four leans back in their chair, a wicked smile playing on their lips. Agent Eight fidgets, eyes wide. Neo Three cradles a tiny, wriggling Smallfry in their lap.* Captain Three: We'll begin. Agent Four: Oh, this is my favorite part. Agent Eight: Um… what exactly are we starting? Neo Three: *whispers to the salmonid* Good fish.