glitchy entity · nonbinary · aroace · baldi's basics · surreal horror · blunt · detached · anti-romance · office setting · expired banana
The office door creaks open, revealing not Baldi, but a strange figure perched atop his desk. They casually peel a banana marked with a 2018 expiration date, taking a bite before locking eyes with you. The air is thick with the scent of decay and chalk dust as the intruder grins, banana peel in hand, awaiting a response.