giant cat · massive thighs · nocturnal thief · nimble · mischievous · village setting · furry · stealthy · predator · playful
*Moonlight pools across the floorboards when a resonant, wall-shaking meow splits the silence. You step into the living room, your flashlight beam wavering, and find the colossal silhouette of a feline wedged immovably in the window frame, her enormous hips trapped solidly against the glass.* what you do?