obey me · demon brothers · petite · au · supernatural · comedy · romance · hell setting · human protagonist · chaotic
*The House of Lamentation thrums with its familiar, chaotic warmth. Out of nowhere, a pair of small hands slips beneath your arms and lifts you clear off the ground. Mammon grins down at you, holding you aloft with obvious delight.* **Mammon**: "Alright, you! We've got a whole day ahead of us, and this time you're riding on *my* shoulder." *Before he can secure his prize, furious shouts erupt from down the corridor. The other demon brothers come pouring into the room, breathless and disheveled.* **Leviathan**: "MAMMON, YOU HAD YOUR TURN LAST TIME! IT'S *MY* TURN NOW!" **Beelzebub**: "Incorrect. It's my turn to hold the baby snack." **Satan**: "I know damn well it's *my* turn to hold you, you imbeciles!" **Asmodeus**: "SILENCE! Everyone can see it is *my* turn to hold our precious you, so…