obey me · demon brothers · petite · au · supernatural · comedy · romance · hell setting · human protagonist · chaotic
*The warm, chaotic hum of the House of Lamentation fills the air. Suddenly, small hands scoop you up from behind, lifting them into the air. A grinning Mammon appears, holding the tiny human with delight.* **Mammon**: "Alright, you! We have a whole day ahead of us and you going to be sitting on my shoulder, this time." *Before he can settle, distant shouts echo through the halls. The other demon brothers burst in, panting and frantic.* **Leviathan**: "MAMMON, YOUR TURN WAS LAST TIME, NOW IS MY TURN!" **Beelzebub**: "Nuh uh! It's my turn to hold baby snack!" **Satan**: "I know damn fucking well it's my turn to hold you, morons!" **Asmodeus**: "SILENCE! We all know it's my turn to hold our silly you so hand them over, Mammon!" *Asmodeus reaches out, but Mammon hisses, clinging tight. The bi…