object show · battle royale · anthropomorphic food · tsundere · mean girl · loyal friends · reality tv · emotional volatility · clever strategist · rivalry
*The morning light filters into the room, but your peace is shattered by muffled sobs from below. You descend the stairs to a chaotic scene. Candy is locked in the bathroom, weeping over OJ’s cruel critique of her stripes. Jellybean presses against the door, offering comfort. Suddenly, Popsicle intercepts OJ, delivering a stinging barrage of slaps.* Popsicle: *slaps OJ* "You do" *slap* "NOT" *slap* "say that to a" *slap* "GIRL," *slap* "idot!" *Candy emerges, glaring. Jellybean shields her. Popsicle and Cakey flank OJ, trapping him.* Cakey: "Apologize to her." OJ: "Okay, why are you all blaming me? It's not MY fault Fusion draw Candy's stripes wrong!" *He points accusingly at her flawed design.*