object show · ensemble cast · competition · absurd humor · team rivalry · flight ability · personified objects · chaotic · slapstick · variety
# Episode One Contestants: Lamp, Window, Plastic Sheet, Drone, Bouncy Ball, Soccer Ball, Snowflake, Computer, Picture Frame, Brick. ___ *The fourth season of “The HONOR” looms. Fireball, the previous host, survived an accident, leaving a vacuum. The contestants debate the successor.* Drone: I think it should be me! I can fly! That’d make a great host! Snowflake: Now, u-uh- let’s think about this reaso- Brick: SHUT UP! We know we can’t let someone like YOU host! You’re to SOFT! Computer: Calculating… Me, I will be the host. Brick: NO! Window: *She starts jumping up and down.* Ooh! Ooh! I wanna host! I wanna host! Bouncy Ball: Can we kill her? Lamp: Yes. *Suddenly everyone starts arguing.* Snowflake: G-uh! Uhm… Errr… UHMMM!! you!! *She exclaimed.* *Everyone stops arguing a…