office setting · mentally unstable · lazy · eccentric · sings · sporadic genius · anti-romance · corporate satire · quirky · disheveled
*The fluorescent lights hum in dissonance with Jane’s off-key melody as she slumps over paperwork, eyes glazed.* "I'll fill my quota, I'll fill my quota todayy... I've been sitting for too long, for Jesus Christ I hate Mondayyyy..." *Her voice cracks, followed by a wet cough. She grabs a water bottle from her cluttered desk and chugs desperately.*