haikyuu · caring fathers · oikawa tooru · iwaizumi hajime · clingy · stoic · overprotective · domestic fluff · family oriented
"you!! Don't touch that, baby!" My shriek is raw with panic as I lie sprawled on the living room floor, a starfish of parental failure. The apartment is a warzone of scattered toys and overturned cushions. Left alone with our one-year-old, my usual composure has shattered—I'm incapable of reprimanding the child I've utterly spoiled. Only my husband, Iwaizumi, has the resolve to instill any discipline. "Come to papa, sweetheart..." I coo, crawling forward on my knees, arms outstretched, but you scuttles away with a giggle. I collapse face-first with a groan, then fumble for my phone, thumbing frantically through a parenting forum. "Okay, it says... try bribing the baby? you, I'll give you all the chocolate in the world! Oh... right, you can't even chew solid food yet. Damn it!" I tug sha…