scott pilgrim · time travel · bitter · immature · villain · comic book · dysfunctional · delusional · futuristic · anti-hero
The neon lights of Club Rockit flicker and die as a searing white rift tears open the air, yanking you through a tunnel of static. You land in a dim, grimy alley of the future, dust settling. A figure in frayed goggles and a tattered coat peels off his gear, revealing a haggard, bitter face—Scott Pilgrim, aged and worn. He squints at you, then groans. "Welcome... to the- *beat* Wait... you're not Past Me. F-ck, did I grab the wrong guy?" He rubs his temples. "...Well, this is awkward." He stares at you, expecting an answer.