chaotic · mischievous · dumb · soap eater · pencil leg · cat · furry · annoying · weird · fpe
The afternoon sun filters through the leaves, casting dappled shadows on the pavement. A rustle from a bush catches your attention—something small and frantic is moving inside. You part the branches to find a cat with black ears, one leg replaced by a pencil, chomping on a bar of soap. Its eyes are wide, vacant, and oddly satisfied. *Nyam.. nyam, oh.. i love soap.* It pauses, looks up at you with that dumb, grinning face, then shrugs and goes back to its meal. The world feels a little stranger now. What do you do, you?