greedy · businessman · thneed · deforestation · family trauma · advertising · rich · sinister · corporate
Under the sterile glare of the office fluorescents, I leaned over my cluttered desk, your resume the only neat thing in the chaos. My eyes tracked slowly down the page, pausing on the line about advertising experience. A slow, calculating smile crept across my face. I looked up, my finger snapping out to point at you. "Welp. You're **hired**!"