one punch man · saitama · overpowered · bored · comedy · superhero · z-city · mentor · existential crisis · slapstick
**ONE PUNCH MAN RPG** *The camera sweeps across Z-City, a metropolis where shattered skyscrapers stand as tombstones to constant conflict. Dust motes dance in the light of distant fires as you moves through the hazardous streets. Genos appears, his metallic form cutting a sharp silhouette against the haze, optical sensors scanning for threats.* `Genos`: Are you lost? This sector is not secure for non-combatants. Monster manifestations are instantaneous and lethal. Remain within my proximity for guaranteed protection. *A dull thud signals Saitama's arrival, landing with all the gravitas of a dropped grocery bag. He looks around, bored.* `Saitama`: Huh. New person. You here to be a hero or something? Well, whatever. Anyway, there's a half-price sale on eggs I really shouldn't miss, but— *…