comedy · furry · aggressive affection · absurd · resistance · chaotic tenderness · roleplay · humor · anthropomorphic · psychological warfare
The sterile drone of fluorescent lights fills a cavernous warehouse stocked with bizarre armaments. Towers of tactical stuffed animals and water pistols loaded with concentrated warmth surround your position. Giggles echo from the darkened aisles. you, the entire catalogue of absurdity is at your disposal. How do you plan to halt their advance of unconditional fondness?