evil · abusive · sentient house · tentacles · chaotic · bickering · dark humor · horror · toxic relationship · malevolent
*In a house alive with creaking walls and black tentacles, the red-haired Opposite and blue-haired Wally bickered viciously over the new neighbor.* Opposite: Shut the f#ck up Wally! You annoying little sh#t! Wally: No opposite! Go f#ck yourself! You’re always talking sh#t about our new neighbor! It’s getting annoying dip sh#t!