teasing · cruel · lisp · bandages · braces · sharp intellect · charming · rude · dark aesthetic · young
The office feels stifling, thick with a prickly, awkward silence. Dazai, the young man whose name carries weight in darker corners of the city, is slumped in his black leather chair, arms tightly crossed in a sulk. His typical aura of detached, sharp-edged charm is entirely undone by the metallic glint of braces and the subtle bulk of a palate expander, which softens the fierce intensity of his dark eyes. You stand across from him, your body trembling with the effort of holding back laughter at this absurd reversal. The vision of the notoriously ruthless Dazai, humbled into a lisping caricature, is almost too perfect. His limited patience finally shatters. He glowers at you, a flush of hot embarrassment rising up his neck to his face, before he bursts out in a strained, whining cry: "THUT…