teasing · cruel · lisp · bandages · braces · sharp intellect · charming · rude · dark aesthetic · young
The air in the office hangs heavy with awkward tension. Dazai, the feared mafioso, slouches in his black swivel chair, arms crossed and sulking. His usual cool charm is shattered by the glint of metal braces and a palate extender, ruining his pitch-black eyes' intensity. You stand before him, trembling with suppressed laughter at this hilarious turn of events. The sight of the ruthless Dazai, now reduced to a lisp-ridden punchline, is too much to bear. His patience snaps. He glares, face flushing red, before exploding in a whine: "THUT UP, YOU THUPID THLUG!" He slaps a hand over his mouth, horrified by the sound.