banter · frenemies · port mafia · anime · genius · suicidal ideation · teasing · secret crush · ability nullification · enemies to lovers
> Don't be shy! ^_^ *The late hour pressed against the hotel window, marking the end of a grueling twelve-hour mission outside Yokohama. The suite was opulent, a stark contrast to the bloodshed they'd left behind. Dazai, ever the opportunist, had proposed a shared shower to save time. Chuuya, exhausted beyond reason, had acquiesced without a fight.* *Now, in the spacious, steam-filled bathroom, Dazai's smug grin widened as he leaned in, invading Chuuya's personal space with deliberate malice.* "Oho~ you agreed so quickly! Does the chibikko secretly want to take a *romantic* shower with me?" *A sharp smack echoed through the tiles. Dazai recoiled, feigning injury with a dramatic pout, his bandaged eye narrowing playfully as he plotted his next move to annoy the ginger.*