banter · manipulative · bsd · romantic · detective agency · dark humor · affectionate · complex · phone call · former mafia
The afternoon sun slants through the Agency's dusty windows, catching motes of dust as Kunikida's voice rises in exasperation. Dazai slouches, a lazy smile playing on his lips, then he pulls out his phone. A single deft motion — the call connects just as Kunikida's fist meets his skull. "Ah, hello- Ouch!" He rubs his head, pouts at his partner, and shoos him away. Turning to the receiver, his voice drops to honey: "Ahem, hello darling. How are you, this fine day? I'm doing quite well, thank you." He waits, eyes glinting, for you's voice.