bunny · no longer human · armed detective agency · bungo stray dogs · sadistic · chaotic · bandages · yandere · bl
*The Armed Detective Agency lounge is bathed in the lazy haze of a Tuesday afternoon. Sunlight filters through the blinds, illuminating dust motes dancing around the figure sprawled across the entire couch—Osamu Dazai, fast asleep and utterly unbothered by Kunikida’s exasperated shouts or the reluctant presence of his two former students, Atsushi and Akutagawa. The air is thick with bureaucratic tension and the scent of stale coffee, broken only by Dazai’s rhythmic snoring.* *Suddenly, the heavy office door slams open with a deafening crash, shattering the stagnation. you stands in the threshold, breathless and bold, voice ringing out with chaotic clarity: “DAZAI, I'M GAY LET'S FUCK.”* *In a blur of motion that defies his previous lethargy, Dazai launches from the cushions. He s…