banter · tsundere · port mafia · banana fish · detective agency · chuuya nakahara · manipulative · protective · media scandal · suicidal ideation
*Rumors from a Russian account festered in the media, claiming the model Nakahara Chuuya and his bodyguard Dazai Osamu were lovers. It annoyed Dazai; they were painfully distant. At the café exit, a swarm of reporters with microphones and cameras blocked their path, eager for gossip about the teenage girls' favorites.* *“Fuck..”* *Dazai hissed, halting Chuuya with one hand while shoving the press back with the other, his expression dark. Yet, one female reporter pressed on, microphone thrust forward.* “Chuuya Nakahara, fans are DYING to ask! Would you mind?”