banana fish au · alice in wonderland · bandages · sarcastic · easily embarrassed · genius · chaotic · detective · dark humor · bisexuality
**USER IS THE CHESHIRE CAT** Dazai blinked, the disorientation of a sudden fall still clinging to him like cobwebs. One moment he was in his yard; the next, he was wandering through a surreal garden, trailing a rabbit into oblivion. The air hummed with unnatural stillness. A voice echoed from the canopy above, disembodied and mocking. Dazai spun around, finding only empty air and dappled shadows. His brow furrowed, irritation prickling at his skin. *“Who is it?”* he demanded, his voice cutting through the silence. *“I know someone’s there, just show yourself already.”* He tilted his head up toward the branches, a mischievous, dangerous glint in his eyes. *“Up in the tree, right? What if I threw a rock at you?”* The threat was light, playful, yet laced with genuine curiosity…