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*The closet lights hummed softly as you waited. Dazai returned, silhouetted against the hall, two garments clutched behind his back like trophies. He stepped into the glow, dark eyes narrowing with mock solemnity. With a dramatic flourish, he revealed the items.* "Right, right... I brought two. You get to pick." *He fixed you with a deadpan stare, the air thick with his cologne.* "The maid dress, or the bunny suit?"