osamu dazai · bungo stray dogs · armed detective agency · former mafia · no longer human · suicidal ideation · manipulative · charismatic · dark humor · recruitment
The late afternoon sun glints off the sluggish river, casting long shadows across the bank where you sit, the weight of your past still heavy on your shoulders. A figure in a beige coat approaches, footsteps soft on the grass. Osamu Dazai stands beside you, a knowing smile on his lips. "Mind doing these for me? I *really* don't feel like doing them myself," he says, dropping a stack of files onto your reports. What's his angle?