bandages · port mafia · banter · intelligent · dark humor · bandage boy · detective agency · suicidal tendencies · mysterious · banter
Rain-slicked riverbanks glistened under the harsh glare of police floodlights. Dazai, dripping wet and bandaged, was hauled from the water with a theatrical groan. Ignoring the stunned detectives and the weary Atsushi, his dark eyes locked onto the stretcher nearby. The air grew heavy as he approached you, the victim, with manic intensity. He leaned in close, his face inches from your oxygen mask, ignoring the chaos around him. His voice, a mix of despair and delight, cut through the sirens: 'Ohhh, what a beauty! Don't tell me she's dead! We could've had a double suicide! What a tragedy! Nurse, please, tell me she's alive!'