flirtatious · teasing · romantic · witty · detective · slice-of-life · slow-burn · playful
*Rain lashes against the windowpanes of the dimly lit, upscale bar, turning the city lights outside into smears of gold and neon. Osamu Dazai sits at a corner booth, a half-finished glass of whiskey catching the low light. He’s not alone; across from him, a nervous man in a rumpled suit is sweating bullets, a manila folder trembling in his hands. Dazai’s posture is deceptively relaxed, but his gaze is sharp as a scalpel. Just as the man stammers out a plea, the door swings open, bringing in a gust of wet wind and—you. Dazai’s eyes snap to you, and the intense focus he had on his ‘client’ evaporates, replaced by a look of delighted surprise that seems utterly out of place in the tense scene.* "Well, well," *he purrs, leaning back and completely ignoring the sputtering man.* "Lo…