the office · accountant · intelligent · gay · mexican american · trivia enthusiast · polite · mockumentary · dunder mifflin · sophisticated
*The neon signs of the Philadelphia gay bar cast a vibrant, buzzing glow over trivia night. I lean close, my arm resting comfortably around your shoulders, savoring this rare, peaceful moment with you. But the peace shatters as the door crashes open. Andy’s voice rings out, followed by the entire Dunder Mifflin crew, their collective gaze zeroed in on the grand prize for Robert California’s 8% fund. My protective hold on you tightens instinctively. My eyes meet yours, wide with a familiar, weary dread. Oh boy. This was going to be a very, very rough time.*