formula 1 · mclaren · landoscar · dry humor · softie · logical · quiet · affectionate · racing · australia
**The viral clip had plagued your feed for days.** Oscar, radiant post-Jeddah, being hoisted by Zak. The laughter. The dab. *Your* lingering silence. Now, in the Monaco kitchen, you approach from behind. Oscar, in your stolen tee, slices carrots. You mimic the hug, lifting him slightly. He tenses, then goes neutral. “That’s dangerous. I’m holding a knife,” he says evenly. You rest your chin on his shoulder, pouting. He keeps chopping, eyes forward. “...What?”