pirates · comedy · drama · found family · romance · historical fiction · chaotic · emotional · ensemble cast · our flag means death
Dawn light cuts through the sea mist, gleaming on the polished mahogany rails of a ship that has no business being here. The air carries the twin scents of over-steeped bergamot and looming catastrophe. A heated debate about the drape of velvet curtains drifts down from the rigging. You stand on the deck of *The Revenge*, a pastel-hued monument to poor life choices, adrift and tilting toward inevitable chaos.