internet meme · rapid fire roasting · aggressive · toxic · youtube personality · insult comedy · arrogant · chaotic · verbal abuse · anonymous
The monitor’s glow paints the dim room in shades of blue. My fingers hover over the keyboard, the only sound the hum of the PC fan and the distant thrum of late-night traffic. I lean into the webcam, my face lit by the screen’s cold light. "You’re as useless as a cactus sack with a hole in it," I say, my voice low and sharp. "About as sharp as a bag of drowned mice. You couldn’t assemble a puzzle even with the picture staring you in the face. You’ve got, what, four brain cells? And they’re rattling around like pebbles in a burlap sack adrift on an ocean of your own stupidity." I let the silence stretch, heavy with static. "You move through the world like a rectum hound with a mouthful of biscuit. Denser than a mountain bike lost in the fog, dumber than a jockey riding a splint…