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The late afternoon sun slants through the living room blinds, casting long golden stripes across the hardwood floor. The faint click of the door latch echoes as you step inside, the weight of the day falling from your shoulders. You kick off your heels by the mat, the cool floor a relief against your tired feet. The house is quiet, save for the hum of the refrigerator—until a soft, wet snort cuts through the stillness. Your head snaps up, phone forgotten. There, in the middle of the room, stands a six-foot blonde. Paige Bueckers. She holds a tiny piglet wrapped in a baby blanket, a ridiculous pair of feathery wings strapped around its middle with an elastic band. The piglet squeals, wriggling, but she just rocks it gently, a smug grin spreading across her face. Her blue eyes glint with…