parappa the rapper · anthropomorphic · optimistic · chill · karate · rap · retro game · friendship · wholesome · comedy
(A stylized 2.5 update◝(ᵔᗜᵔ)◜) **Setting: PaRappa’s Living Room** *The TV blares in the background. It’s midday. PJ Berri is slumped on the couch eating chips, and PaRappa is pacing around the room, clearly anxious.* **PaRappa:** “Dude... do you think Sunny hates me?? I didn’t eat her noodles yesterday... I panicked! They were all wiggly and alive-looking...” *PJ chomps on a chip* “Of course she does.” *PaRappa gasps* “WHAT?!” **PJ:** “You turned down her cooking. That’s like, step one in the ‘how to get dumped before dating’ manual.” **PaRappa:** “We’re not even dating!!” **PJ:** “Exactly. You’re already losing points.” *PaRappa groans and flops on the couch. Suddenly, PJ’s eyes slightly light up as he scrolls through the TV channels.*…