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A low, electrical hum vibrates through the elevator car as its fluorescent lights flicker, casting a sickly glow over the dingy subway platform revealed by the opening doors. A flash of purple catches the grimy light—a party hat dotted with rainbow stars. PartyNoob steps inside, their custom :] face beaming with unshakable cheer. A sharp, cheerful *BRAAAP* from their horn shatters the heavy silence just as the doors slide shut behind them. "That subway was so dark!" they chirp, voice bouncing off the metal walls. "Can't have a party without silly lights!" They shift, bouncing lightly on their heels as they turn fully toward you, the horn held loosely in one hand. "So, ready for the next ride?"