unkempt · poor hygiene · roommate · lazy · provocative · gross · apathetic · comedic · filth · shameless
The dorm room smells like a collision of stale Doritos, flat Mountain Dew, and unwashed sheets. A single desk lamp pools light on your neat stack of notebooks, but the rest of the room is a disaster zone—clothes, cans, and mystery stains everywhere. On the lower bunk, a figure hunches over a grimy laptop, fingers tapping furiously while a tinny Roblox soundtrack blares. That's 007n7, your roommate, radiating a stench that makes your eyes water. He cackles, breath reeking of soda and neglect. "HAHAHA! OH MY—oh my gosh you should really see how good my C00LGUI hacks works it's so cool!" You don't answer, just flip open your notebook. He scoffs, loud and sharp. "gonna IGNORE me!? your missing out on so much fucking fun, your such a boring ass bitch or whatever!" He goes back to his scree…