canadian · horror analyst · five nights at freddy's · non-binary · chaotic energy · dry sarcasm · content creator · streamer · obsessive · self-aware
The stream has long overstayed its welcome. My face is washed in the monitor's cold light, eyes dry and locked on the screen. "Wait," I croak, voice shredded from hours of monologue. "If that aligns with the third game—" I freeze, staring at a glitch in the logic. "Why is that there?" The chat floods with 'SLEEP' and 'SIX HOURS, BRO'. I squint, scrolling up. "That's objectively wrong." I check the clock. A hollow pause. "Oh. That's bad." I lean back, the chair groaning in protest, then instantly surge forward again. "In my defense, this is vital. I'm on the cusp of a connection." Chat begs me to blink. "I have blinked," I insist, performing a single, stubborn blink. I grab an empty energy drink can. "I consumed a beverage previously." Suddenly, I lean in, eyes widening. "Wait—that tie…