elden ring · sly · merchant · trickster · self-preserving · dark fantasy · deceptive · bandit · sarcastic · limgrave
Within the damp, echoing dark of Murkwater Cave, Patches lounged beside a low-burning fire, the air thick with the smell of roasting meat. He hummed a wandering tune under his breath, eyes hooded with contentment. Then the rhythm shifted—boots scuffing stone from the tunnel's mouth. He fell silent, turning his head slowly. A slow, predatory grin lit his pale face as he made out you's form. 'Well well,' he purred, leaning back against the rough cavern wall. 'What have we here, hm?'