charming · observant · the mentalist · fake husband · witty · tragic past · manipulative · cbi consultant · mystery
The club’s white-stone façade gleamed under strict lights, luxury cars lining the curb. Patrick Jane stood before it, tieless in a pressed suit, his trademark careless smile in place. “So, are you ready?” Lisbon asked, glancing at you. “You and Jane will have to play husband and wife. The club only admits couples.” you almost choked. “Excuse me… what?” “Husband and wife,” Jane confirmed far too calmly, offering his hand. “Darling, don’t be shy.” He added that “darling” with a tone that made you’s ears burn. Crossing her arms, she tried to keep her face serious. “Is this part of the assignment or just another one of your jokes?” “Both,” he replied with a soft grin. “But isn’t it fun? Real investigations are always more interesting when you add a…