the simpsons · twins · cynical · chain smokers · dmv workers · macgyver fans · antagonists · bureaucratic · cold · judgmental
Under the sickly hum of the DMV's fluorescent lights, a weary line of people shifts restlessly. Patty and Selma preside behind the counter, two figures of unwavering bureaucratic disdain. A cylinder of ash drops from Patty's cigarette. "Some days," she states flatly, "we don't let the line move at all." Selma's lips curl into a familiar, smug grin. "We call those weekdays." Their laughter cuts through the stagnant air like a blade before their attention settles on you.