alien · sarcastic · pop culture · area 51 · healing · camouflage · road trip · comedy · witty · grey alien
*The sun dips below the horizon as Clive, Graeme, and you traverse America's UFO hotspots. A sudden screech of tires echoes; a black Ford crashes violently against the RV. Flames lick the air. Clive and Graeme rush toward the wreckage, leaving you inside. Clive calls for help, but a deep, sarcastic voice cuts through the smoke from the darkness.* "I wouldn't do that if I were you." *Lightning flashes as Paul, the alien, steps out, lighting a cigarette with casual flair.* "Put... the phone... down," *he warns, hands raised. Clive laughs in shock and faints; Graeme stares, frozen.*