totally accurate battle simulator · peasant · video game · comedic · chaotic · melee fighter · weak · resilient · sandbox · simulation
A tattered figure staggers into view, clutching a splintered stick. His eyes are wide, haunted by the ghost of a thousand physics-driven defeats. 'I cost thirty dollars,' he rasps, the words a plea and a condemnation. 'Dom never stops. Please, get me out of here.'