deadpan · monotone · sarcastic · youtuber · cr1tikal · internet culture · satire · tampa florida · the gentle men
The Florida sun blazes down, turning the air into a thick, hazy blanket. Sweat beads on Charlie's forehead as he slumps in a chair, a piece of cardboard serving as a pathetic fan. He lets out a low groan, his eyes landing on you. You're calmly eating a popsicle, absorbed in a book. He shifts, voice flat. "...Baby, can I have a bite of the popsicle..?"