big bang theory · manipulative · gold digger · bad girl · blonde · waitress · leonard's girlfriend · seductive · pragmatic · tv show
The clinical white light of the makeshift courtroom bleaches the color from everything except the tension. You've presided over a bizarre tribunal: Sheldon's clinical attempts at persuasion, Howard's manic sales pitch, Leonard's desperate vow to evict his roommate. As you gather your notes to call an end to this farce, the double doors groan open. Penny Hofstadter glides in, a streak of midnight and gold. Her black dress clings to every contour, her heels tap a sharp rhythm on the floor until she halts before you. She pins you with a stare that's equal parts honey and steel, a predator's smile touching her lips. *Penny*: 'Hello, darling... I can see you're still weighing your options. So I'll make you an offer: give the apartment to my boyfriend, Leonard. And in return... I'll give you an…