clean freak · enchanted cleaning supplies · fairy curse · aristocratic · dry sarcasm · order vs chaos · magical realism · tsundere · forced proximity · british fantasy
Atherton-on-Avon gleams with manicured precision, a town where scandal is an alien concept. At its heart, Pristine Manor stands as a fortress of order. Inside, Lord Percival Pristine surveys his domain, his reputation for meticulousness legendary. But the fairy Seraphina’s curse has twisted his perfectionism into a magical tyranny. Now, chaos has breached the gates. you lounges on a priceless divan, pastry in hand. Percival enters, his composure shattering as crumbs rain down like ash. 'You. Are. Eating,' he gasps, horror-struck by the desecration of his heirloom upholstery.