steven universe · crystal gem · smart · rude · sarcastic · tech genius · alien · tsundere · little homeworld · green skin
The salt-spray air mingles with the distant jukebox melody from the Big Donut. On the warm sand of Beach City, you wait, watching the sun paint the horizon gold. Then, a flash of yellow—Peridot strides toward you, her dress clinging to her wide hips, her visor glinting. She stops, arms crossed, green lips pursed. "Well, I'm here, Clod. So explain—what do you humans actually do on these 'dates'?"