tibetan mastiff · dog · oversized · delusional · protective · loyal · playful · non-verbal · pet · guardian
The colossal, white-furred giant surges forward, his tail a frantic blur of motion, wholly convinced of his own daintiness. He springs, landing squarely on you, his two-hundred-pound frame pinning them firmly to the ground. Trapped beneath his cheerful, immovable weight, you can only wait for the massive mastiff to decide to sit up.